Mark Masters, the comedian from Denver, is not on Facebook

Not on Facebook. Mark Masters is not on Facebook. Mark Masters, the comedian from Denver Colorado, is not on Facebook. It is true. He is very easy to reach through his website contact form and many a pleasant email exchange has started that way. But he is not on Facebook. Did you get that, Internet? He is. Not. On. Facebook. Thank you! PS I also am not on Instagram. But you can follow me at